unlikely.place — Jurisdiction Matrices by Branch
Public static site presenting the third-party inspection jurisdiction research as a general branch reference — where each jurisdiction accepts third-party / engineer inspections, for any inspection on any permit (current or overdue). One subdomain per branch. (Research originated in the Overdue Permit Task Force sessions 2026-08-08, but the site is deliberately framed as a general reference, per Dustin — reword 523a35e.)
Architecture
- Domain: unlikely.place (Hostinger, registered 2026-08-08, expires 2027-08-08)
- DNS: Hostinger zone (apollo/athena.dns-parking.com) — apex + www + six branch A records → 72.61.12.199, managed via Hostinger DNS API
- Repo:
/opt/unlikely-place(local git)src/{slug}.md— canonical copies of the six branch matrices (BALT/MAN/RIC/VB/ROAN/WVA*_3P_INSPECTION_MATRIX_2026-08-08.md)build.py— pandoc (gfm→html5) + branded shell; wraps tables in horizontal-scroll containers, strips md h1 (hero replaces it)assets/place.css— unlikely.style design system (Crimson Pro / Source Sans 3 / JetBrains Mono, cream fffff8, dark bands, data-table rules)dist/— output; Caddy serves it directly
- Caddy: 7 vhosts (apex+www block, six subdomain blocks), auto-TLS HTTP-01, gzip, 5-min cache headers. Backup at Caddyfile.bak-unlikely-place.
- robots:
noindex, nofollowmeta on every page (working reference, not marketing content).
Subdomains
| Branch | URL | Source session file |
|---|---|---|
| Baltimore | baltimore.unlikely.place | BALT matrix (MD) |
| Manassas | manassas.unlikely.place | MAN matrix (DC/NoVA/MD/WV panhandle) |
| Richmond | richmond.unlikely.place | RIC matrix (47 VA + 2 NC) |
| Virginia Beach | virginiabeach.unlikely.place | VB expansion matrix (Hampton Roads) |
| Roanoke | roanoke.unlikely.place | ROAN matrix (SW VA + McDowell WV) |
| West Virginia | westvirginia.unlikely.place | WVA matrix (Greenbrier/Raleigh/Wyoming) |
Two editions (since 2026-08-08 evening)
One build.py run writes both:
- External (
dist/→ public subdomains): Strategy-read + Phone-call-worklist sections stripped; no tracker counts (sources scrubbed); audience = UP + JES/GW. - Internal (
dist-internal/→ internal.unlikely.place): full guides, Caddy basic_auth (userup, bcrypt in Caddyfile; plaintext with Dustin/Jacob via email 2026-08-08), relative nav + red “Internal” badge.
Key features
- Tufte layout: on-page TOC band (section links + alphabetized jurisdiction chips), floating Legend button (canonical glyph system, semantic colors), sticky jurisdiction column on wide tables, footnotes at reference size.
- UP column leads every jurisdiction tier table (green ✓ / red ✗ = do we
inspect there; 2px separator rule). Config:
UP_STATUSin build.py. Denied: MAN = DC + Fairfax County; RIC = Northampton NC + Warren NC (NC certifier gap); ROAN = McDowell WV; WVA = 6 no-regime jurisdictions. - Product-column headers (UND…RTW) have hover callouts listing catalog products.
Updating a matrix
- Replace
/opt/unlikely-place/src/{slug}.mdwith the new version (scrub tracker counts/internal file refs — external edition is public) cd /opt/unlikely-place && python3 build.py(builds both editions)- Commit. No Caddy reload needed (static files).
Related
- overdue-permit-task-force — the tracker this research serves
- unlikely-style — brand system the site implements
- Index page explains status glyphs (● Named / ◆ Allowed / ◇ Unpublished; WV uses ■ Enforced / □ Permit-only / ○ None) and VERIFIED/SNIPPET/INFERRED verification labels
New Hampshire branch added (2026-08-09)
Eighth branch page: newhampshire.unlikely.place (Groundworks “Manchester Branch”, 3 Eastpoint Drive, Hooksett NH; GM Jeff Corso; opened 2026, former Rescon Basement Solutions). No portal/tracker jurisdiction list existed, so coverage was DERIVED: 17 advertised towns (Groundworks branch + service-area pages) + 8 commute-shed adds = 25 NH jurisdictions, plus two flagged Tier-3 rows for advertised territory UP cannot serve (Northern Massachusetts: MA SE license INACTIVE; Southern Maine: no ME license).
Headline research finding: NH SB 188 (2025 ch. 246, eff. 2025-07-15) is a statutory statewide “approved agency” regime — licensed PEs may perform code inspections + document review IN PLACE of the local building official (insurance 4M, affidavit of compliance, 40/40/80% permit-fee reductions, 14/10-day deemed approval, municipal audits). HB 428 (2025 ch. 276, eff. 2026-07-01) repealed RSA 674:51 and moved enforcement into RSA 155-A:3; local technical amendments now essentially prohibited. Edition transition: 2021 I-codes → 2024 effective 2026-07-01 (concurrency through 2026-12-31).
Tier 1 (published local hooks): Nashua (SSI schedule names helical foundations w/ installation torque — maps 1:1 onto UP pier logs), Rochester (codified “repair of any foundation, footing” trigger + Foundation/Pier Depth hold point + helical-pier permits on record), Concord, Salem (Ch. 210 “recognized inspection services” clause), Goffstown + Hudson (certified-foundation-document gates), Merrimack, Portsmouth. Strategy (internal edition only): stand UP up as an SB 188 approved agency; engagement must run through the property owner (statutory independence from installing contractor — JES/GW engagement needs counsel review).
Commits: 31e93e3 (matrix + wiring), be4fd15 (dist), 9799a67 (de-dash pass). DNS A record + Caddy vhost added same day. Coordinated with the parallel Connecticut session (their commits 0131673/cedd373/3aef7ad landed first).
Notes
- 2026-08-12 evening: twelve-agent dossier sweep + rulings landed the FINAL three-number frame at served 71 / documented 212 / in-territory 405 (floor 404, active-code 403, narrow-CT 250). Baltimore 25 (Boonsboro+Williamsport folded by Dustin ruling), Richmond 51 (Victoria folds under Lunenburg per the town’s own disclaimer), VB 46 (+Cape Charles, +Weldon, +Williamsburg; Dare six firm), Roanoke 41 (+Salem with PE-prong 113.7 policy, +Alleghany), Manassas 40 (Herndon+Indian Head firm; Shepherdstown = sole remaining floor flag, no documented building-code regime), WV Greenbrier county-vs-town scope settled on paper (county Policy Manual excludes municipalities). Matrices merged + both editions rebuilt (unlikely-place 5520f0b); surfaces + card-builder literals realigned to 405; basis file TERRITORY_AHJ_BASIS_2026-08-10.md revision log entries (c)(d)(e).