Company Overview

Source: Notion — Company Overview


Brand Identity

  • Current Name: Unlikely Professionals
  • Former Name: blackhouse. LLC
  • Rebranded: 2025
  • Legal Entity: blackhouse. LLC (d/b/a Unlikely Professionals)
  • Owner: Dustin Thacker
  • Email: dustin@unlikely.pro / inspections@unlikely.pro

What We Do

Unlikely Professionals is a structural engineering certification company specializing in third-party inspections for foundation repair, structural support, water management, and related construction systems. We provide code-compliant certification packages to contractors operating across the eastern United States.

Core Deliverables

  • Certificate of Compliance (signed by PE or AIA)
  • Field Inspection Report (detailed per-product findings)
  • Photo Sheets (organized documentation of installation)
  • Pier Driving Logs (for push piers, helical piles, slab piers)
  • County-specific forms (Anne Arundel Forms 210/215/240, Montgomery County, etc.)

Coverage Area

17 States Served: CT, DE, MA, ME, MD, NC, NH, NJ, NY, PA, VA, VT, WV (and expanding)

Active Jurisdictions (13):

  • Maryland (8): Anne Arundel, Baltimore City, Baltimore County, Charles, Frederick, Howard, Montgomery, Prince George’s
  • Virginia (4): Fairfax, Loudoun, Prince William, Virginia Beach
  • Connecticut (1): Statewide

Certifying Professionals

ProfessionalCredentialsJurisdictions
Charles DiehlAIAAnne Arundel County, Montgomery County (MD)
John C. ValerioPEAll other jurisdictions

Primary Contractor Partners

  • JES Foundation Repair — Major account across MD/VA
  • Groundworks — National brand, multiple regional offices

Company Stats

MetricValue
Projects Completed4,116
Jurisdictions Served805
States Covered17

Web Properties

PropertyURLPurpose
Main Websiteunlikely.proPublic-facing brand site
Client Portalunlikelypro.appProject Compliance Oversight Portal
Ops Documentationunlikely.fyiInternal system docs (React/Vite/TS)
Knowledge Baseunlikely.wikiInternal wiki (Notion Sites)

Brand Assets

Circular seal design with engineering instruments (compass, ruler, level), laurel wreaths. Black/silver palette with copper accent (#E27B58). Logo files in Google Drive under ~UP Data Sets/Unlikely Web/.